Elaine Carroll

a white, ductile divalent metallic element resembling tin, used in plating and in making certain alloys

email : elainemcarroll at gmail dot com.

Last Wednesday, my agency called me up and asked, “Can you write, produce, and star in a mock Daily Show segment and bring it to us first thing Monday morning?” 

I said yes.  Here’s breakfast, Mr. Abrams.

Thanks to Michael for acting, Vince for shooting, Travis for directing, Sam for eding, and Dave for being special.