Elaine Carroll

Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:41:32 -0400

Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?: “So what did you do today, Elaine?”, “Oh,...

You know how the 1-800-Dentist commercials say...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:52:18 -0400

You know how the 1-800-Dentist commercials say “They’re all really great dentists”?

They’re not.

You know how most dentists frame their diplomas and hang them in their offices? My dentist framed his basketball referee camp certificate.

Awesome.

Me: Have a nice day.

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:25:38 -0400

Me: Have a nice day.Kathleen Turner: Not likely.

Me: Did you have a happy birthday?

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:24:46 -0400

Me: Did you have a happy birthday?Kathleen Turner: When you're my age, nothing's happy.

Colonial wench. Ur doing it wrong.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:54:00 -0400

Colonial wench. Ur doing it wrong.

My friend Jonathan Arons was on “America’s Got...

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:49:54 -0400

My friend Jonathan Arons was on “America’s Got Talent” last night. He was in some Dutch West sketches including Prom and September. I’m sooo proud of him. He kicks ass.

my sis, her bf, and me. we are a handsome family.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:27:11 -0400

my sis, her bf, and me. we are a handsome family.

The cover of my next book, “A Convenient...

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:34:39 -0400

The cover of my next book, “A Convenient Truth”.

obama08:

Via OPD

yep

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:17:00 -0400

yep

I put my Sigg bottle in the freezer just to cool it off for a...

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:06:01 -0400

I put my Sigg bottle in the freezer just to cool it off for a bit… Forgot about it and it exploded.

just took this picture, and am very proud.mrhammers:fail

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:52:13 -0400

just took this picture, and am very proud.

mrhammers:

fail

This just blew me away.

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:42:16 -0400

This just blew me away.

“Hillary and Bill Clinton are masters at claiming the public limelight even at the expense of...

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:22:15 -0400

“Hillary and Bill Clinton are masters at claiming the public limelight even at the expense of...

:)

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:37:51 -0400

"I fucked Oscar Wilde at a homeless party."

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:59:44 -0400

“I fucked Oscar Wilde at a homeless party.” - “I fucked Katie Holmes at an Oscar...

The shell of cynicism and bitterness which has encased my...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:53:31 -0400

The shell of cynicism and bitterness which has encased my patriotism for 8 years is beginning to crack. I can see the light, and it looks like this.

Young Hilary Clinton

Fri, 30 May 2008 22:26:00 -0400

Young Hilary Clinton

Monkeys control robots with their minds.

Thu, 29 May 2008 10:51:00 -0400

Monkeys control robots with their minds.: yes

Digg it digg it digg itsamreich:Halo 3 Private Detective,...

Wed, 28 May 2008 18:33:51 -0400

Digg it digg it digg it

samreich:

Halo 3 Private Detective, directed by me, produced by CHTV, written by and starring Dutch West. Based on viral Halo 3 death videos.
This was a massive time rush. We had six hours in a 30-degree warehouse. Eva did a bang-up job finding the one authentic Halo 3 costume in Manhattan. The costume is actually green. Our new VFX team turned it red in specific shots.
Digg it like it stole your Xbox.

Happiness.

Mon, 26 May 2008 17:10:28 -0400

Happiness.